January 2012
55 posts
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fapitalism:
IT’S TIME FOR THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN...
lilhannahsaur asked: LOL. LADY COP.
I downloaded the Selena Gomez song. Judge me,...
Obsessive Shenanigans: Too much estrogen! →
lilhannahsaur:
So I had some friends over on senior ditch day, and we watched the original Wicker Man, followed by some weird, random lesbian movie on netflix called “High Art” with Ally Sheedy.
My friends were wondering why there wasn’t an ass load of sexy-sex scenes.
So in my dorky gayness, I gushed and…
But Hannah would have much rather seen the cop from Silent Hill.
I just called the dog a bitch and he wagged his...
Watchmistressjamjam:
doesnthaveaname:
I want to be a Sailor Scout :’(
I always thought it was funny that it took a 30 second montage for them to change into almost the same thing they were wearing before.
Josh swears he’s seen nipples when they transform
And I have told him many times that he was a helpless young pervert.
into my escape: thespacesamidlove: In an effort to... →
thespacesamidlove:
In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the…
boyfriend: babe i have 2 words for u
girlfriend: what
boyfriend: i love you
girlfriend: that's 3
boyfriend: no because you and i are 1 :)
girlfriend: get out
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Struggle is trying to tell Josh something when...
I love that I get mail on Tumblr every 7 months...
Anonymous asked: shower pic
Somebody bring me a damn Twix cuz I need a moment.
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mistressjamjam replied to your post: So I’ve come to the conclusion thateveryone gets mad at me. That’s it. Everyone just gets mad at me. Nobodyknows that I’m scraping by with my boyfriend at a minimum wage job trying toget him his GED, move out of this shithole apartment, look into taking summerclasses online, deal with my grandfather’s court case, live with my self pity...
So I've come to the conclusion that everyone gets...
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I'd just like to say that I am still laughing.
Watchshiprekd:
blackmormon:
diaryoftheblackannefrank:
mormondad:
gossipgran:
KLAJSDFKL;AJSFLK;JLK;J
KJHRJ ”F APMF
OMG
I NEED
TO REBLOG THIS
AGAIN OMFG
oh my fuKCING GOSDdsflksd
OH MY GOD WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW LOUD I JUST LAUGHED.
Watchblaggot:
highhlife:
what the actual fuck
fuckin white people man
HAHAHAOMFG.
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
veryadorabull:
thewhimsicalwitch:
DID I...
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovieTitle
teddywestsidee:
blaggot:
healths:
basedgodzilla:
dadsgladtoday:
Are We There Yet?
remember the titans
Boys Don’t Cry
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Tangled.
The Fast And The Furious
