June 2010
Jun 1st
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REAL TALK
I’MMA ST8 CURB STOMP DAT BIEEETCH.
Jun 1st
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May 2010
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
May 22nd
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May 21st
May 20th
~watching Family Feud~
John O'Hurley: Name a female profession in which you earn more money by looking more attractive!
Dad: Model.
Keena: STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: ...
Keena: You know it's true.
May 19th
May 18th
FOR THE MOST FUN EVUR. →
(via ooohwee)
May 18th
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May 16th
Real Talk
I like to hug you, because you’re super tall and you kinda swallow me up in your arms.  It’s like I’m in a warm little cave. I like feeling protected. (: <3
May 16th
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
May 14th
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REAL TALK
No fucking way! In Computer Apps. right now.  It’s like…10:30. Wtf?  I thought Tumblr was blocked by the school. HA!  TAKE THAT!  I’M A FUCKING REBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
May 14th
May 14th
May 14th
Real Talk
FIRST THOUGHTS WERE NO GOOD. TOSS THAT SHIT OUT.
May 14th
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May 13th
Real Talk
Is it a crush if I can’t help but smile and shy away when you’re inches away from my face? If I’m anxiously waiting to see you walk around the corner so I can hug you? If I get incredibly giddy when I hear that you talk about me? If you’re the one person I never thought I wanted, but you just might be the person that I never knew I needed? Can it be a crush if...
May 12th
May 12th
May 12th
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May 12th
Real Talk
This is the second time in which the comedy of Dane Cook has helped me write an essay in my government class.
May 12th
Real Talk
I use this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” Because when I’m having toast, I like to be incredulous. “How was your breakfast?” “UNBELIEVABLE.”
May 11th
May 11th
Confession
I had sex with Tiger Woods. Can I get a photoshoot now?
May 10th
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May 8th
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May 7th
May 6th
Real Talk
People will wait. People will lurk in the bushes outside your fucking house. People will tap your phone lines and hack your e-mail. People will watch you at every opportunity. People will wait until that one moment in your life when they see that everything is going perfect and then… People will fuck it up.
May 6th
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