blaggot: keenareadsjuxtapoz replied to your post: next year me and my best friend are dressing like… (butt pirates omg) omfg lmao I can’t decide between a pirate and an indian idk YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE WAR BONNETS I know, because we both love it. Idk, I think Dances With Gays would look pretty fabulous.
Tuhbonga doo, Spongegar. Tuhbonga doo.
They need to make an episode of SpongeBob where...
blaggot: if I ever get a boyfriend I’m gonna break up with him by texting him lyrics to eh eh Unless his name is Alejandro.
53 Questions THAT I WILL ANSWER MYSELF BECAUSE...
Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? Ketchup and mustard. 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? AnticlimaCtic 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? Never 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? Black 5: Do you use your parking brake? There’s more than one brake? I just use the regular brake and...
gays could literally make anything and make it...
mother: Okay little daqueyna what do you want for your birthday???
little daqueyna: oh i just want stereotypes to end and world pea-
gay: OH SO THIS BITCH CAN DECIDE WHAT SHE WANT BUT I CANT HAVE MY NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER CERTIFYING I AM GONNA GET IT IN THE ASS EVERY NIGHT WITH MY HUSBAND? WOW. *claps hands* WOOOW. *claps hands, tilts head* OKAY. I SEE. *claps hands* I SEE THAT. FUCK YOU LITTLE DAQUEYNA. FREEDOM FOR ALL MY ASS. *rides off in convertible singing nicki minajs Im a bad bitch lyric*
Lol I have the Skins theme song on my iPod. I'm...
mistressjamjam: I just gave up the cutest pair of shoes today. ~first world problems I wanted to click “reply” but I hit “reblog” on accident and now I’m too lazy to fix it. ~first world problems
Me: I think I look pretty today.
Self-Esteem: I can fix that.
Mirror: I can fix that.
Friends: I can fix that.
Black guy from Holes: I can fix that.
"I've been such a fucking chapstick these past few...
"There's food out there. What if we...get...
"IS THIS A REAL PRAYER?"
blaggot: I now believe that haagen dazs is the cure for everything headache? haagen dazs horny? haagen dazs depressed? haagen dazs on your deathbed? haagen dazs This is why you wanted to know how to spell it?!
When you're topless in front of your laptop and...
Duck auto-cucumber. God donut.
ramblegamble: canada: witty since forever LOL.
blaggot: I’m contacting oxygen network and pitching them the idea of the bad gays club and I need to be on the first season I would honestly be so proud.
mistressjamjam: dorklady: hellonafis: euphonicentropy: missedtheopportunity: phekowsky: natsishere: …wh-what? I am so confused right now KAYLEIGH LOOK favorite I don’t even fucking know anything right now but I am unable to stop laughing. WHAT THE LEGITIMATE FUCK IS THIS?! XD lmfao wtf is going on? I can’t stop laughing LMFAO.
mistressjamjam: look up Shakespeare get Julie Andrews telling a bunch of kids’ stories k Have you seen the commercial for the movie about Shakespeare being a fraud? HOW DARE THEY MESS WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THEATRICAL HISTORY. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. I WILL GAUGE OUT THERE EYES WITH A COLORFUL SPOON. AND THEN WRITE A SKIT ABOUT IT.
I heard this great joke on Sims...
toocooltobehipster: Ba harmy putar? GLARCH! UH HO HO. NARZEE BENOOPTAL.
OMG LOOK AT ME I'M SO ANNOYING AND PERSISTANT. I...
HE WAS JOGGING ON HER BIRTHDAY.
I kinda want Michael McDonald dead...?
paypalqueen: Disney channel did an autotune remix of some scenes from the lion king I hate everything that channel has become I SAW IT TOO.
Sometimes you just wish you didn’t care.