March 2011
xjamiehxcx:
boatsnestherho:
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When you send a message to someone and can't...
hardcore:
Simpson’s episode in which Homer befriends Ned Flanders.
I am a Simpson’s expert FYI.
First words that came out of my mouth while...
Interesting Thing
I only eat when I’m happy.
I don’t eat when I’m pissed off or depressed. When I’m in a shitty state of mind, food disgusts me. I have zero appetite when I’m mad or sad.
So it’s a testiment to my life thus far that I’m still alive. It means that for a majority of my life…I must have been happy.
Or at least I made myself think I was.
February 2011
Fuck it, I'm going to the adult store by myself on...
My life.
Grandad: So, how are you?
Keena: I don't know. I'm just living one day at a time, I guess.
Grandad: *noticing my second ear-piercing for the first time* Oh, you got your ears pierced again!
Keena: Yep.
Grandad: What's next a tattoo?
Keena: ... No ...
Reblog this if you know someone, or have been...
swinglifeaway72:
WHAT'S WITH ALL YOU GAYS AND YOUR SUDDEN URGE TO...
I think an assassin would be a good profession for me. As soon as I get comfortable with the thought of killing, it’ll just become a good, bloody stress relief.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Keena hears ya. Keena don't care.
Sex with me would include....
Holding:
Making out:
Lip biting:
Going slow and steady:
Then hard and fast:
That’s how it goes, yea.
Sometimes saying "okay" is too boring.
Okies.
Okie doke.
Okie dokie smokes.
Okely pokely dokes.
That’s how you do it.
I have a simple system for beasting with Crimson...
GET CLOSE
RIGHT TRIGGER
RIGHT TRIGGER
RIGHT TRIGGER
RIGHT TRIGGER
LEFT JOYSTICK CIRCLE + B
X + A
HOLD DOWN Y + B
RIGHT TRIGGER
RIGHT TRIGGER
RIGHT TRIGGER
RIGHT TRIGGER
EPIC WIN. I CANNOT BE DEFEATED.
I don't belong at this house. It feels less and...
You are a dumb selfish doormat pussy little bitch...
I may not like my tummy, but you gotta agree with...
YES JAMIE, JOIN ME. BE A REBEL.
Okay okay. I'll send Jamie the picture of me in a...
I have officially been dared to post the picture...
I'm not sure about going to Extreme Thing. I...
Went to an adult store with Jamie and tried on a...
I never claimed to be one of those chicks that...
Hello, Chocolatey Drizzled Croissant
What’s that you say? You miss me.
Oh, my dearest chocolatey drizzled croissant, I miss you too.
What’s that?
You’re cold?
Oh dear.
Perhaps you should make shelter in my tummy…
“Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your...”
– Stewie