February 2012
I JUST SAW THIS AGAIN AND LAUGHED.
cashier: have a nice day
me: thanks you too
cashier: thanks
me: you too
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
Mkay I deleted the Obama thing cuz I just wanted...
Anonymous asked: spongebob sucks
fuckyourwolves:
Britney turns to Ghalib and grabs his arm. “I don’t want her talking to me!” she screams. She whirls around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. “I don’t know who you think I am, bitch,” she snarls, “but I’m not that person.”
“…A perfectly proportioned twenty-six-year-old porcelain doll with a nasty weave.”
“She...
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I WOULD TOO, JAMIE.
blaggot:
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blaggot:
abbie sent me a photo of her in her underwear
idk what to do about this the ladies just throw themselves at me but alas I am a gay
BUT YOU’RE THROWING ME MIXED SIGNALS IN THE CLUB, RYAN.
THAT’S BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THOSE DISGUSTING FAGGOTS THAT GO THERE TO THINK I’M INTERESTED IN THEM
speaking of which do you wanna go on friday? lol
Omg yes. Yes I do.
blaggot:
abbie sent me a photo of her in her underwear
idk what to do about this the ladies just throw themselves at me but alas I am a gay
BUT YOU’RE THROWING ME MIXED SIGNALS IN THE CLUB, RYAN.
It seems like everyone around me is stuck in a...
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MY PANTS ARE LOOSE ON ME WHEN THEY USED TO BE...
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Watchthemightynarwhal:
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mimus-hot-butt:
ARENT YOU, LIKE, 6?
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
Actually the best blooper in the series
((Ohmygod))
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FUCK YEAH FUCKING STEW ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
OMG, I'M SORRY RYAN. THOSE WERE THE ONLY LIPS...
I'm making one for Ryan and Jamie.
